Christian Funnies An article by Sophie Miller Sometimes you just need to laugh. If you need one, these are some funnies I find particularly humorous. Biblical salt and pepper shakers. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
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No matter how many times I see it, I absolutely love the Irresistible Grace for elect men. That’s one of my favorites. I thought I would share a few of my favorite cheesy jokes…
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. (profit)
Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Last one I promise…
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
These are all the kind of jokes I would deploy. And laugh at alone.
Y’all are hilarious! Love these jokes, Whitty. And Kofi, as long as I’m around you’ll never have to laugh at these alone! Hahaha.
The Irresistible Grace cologne (and the related comic book joke) always makes me laugh. Although in this case I’ll freely admit that I laughed on the inside this time. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen it so many times?
Maybe! It doesn’t get old, but, like you said, maybe we just get used to it. 🙂